Help!!! very urgent!!

If anyone from Canberra is willing to go to Gorman House before 9 am and put a note on a door, it will save me much grief. I have an evil gastro thingie that developed too late last night to ring the office staff and ask them to do the note thing. If no-one can do it, I will have to teach and, frankly, it's not a good thing if I do. I have both major sets of gastric symptoms (with no warning, either - very ick) plus the cold sweats. My brain works, but the body needs the bathroom very, very close. You don't need more detail, do you?

My phone number is in the phone book, under Polack. I'm not going back to bed in a hurry because, well, you know.