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Conversations lead one into odd zones. A group of us were talking about zombies online (as one does), and someone asked me if my Medieval curses would work on zombies. I had to say that I thought they would not, and gave the obvious reason. The obvious reason would make such a good title for a book. And I *so* want to know what you would put in this book if you had the writing of it.

So, what would you do with "There are no zombies in the Medieval West."