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I've mislaid my killer instinct for finishing things. If any of you find it, would you mind labelling it neatly and sending it home? Thank you for your help. Until it returns, there is always chocolate. There is also always housework. Why can't I mislay housework the way I occasionally mislay my killer instinct for finishing things?

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I shall be Eurovisioning this year. Friends are welcome to join me. BYO soft drinks and snack food. I shall provide unlimited coffee and less unlimited medlar liqueur.