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This year, Talk like a Pirate Day and the first day of the Jewish New Year coincide. I strongly recommend that you all talk like a Jewish pirate on Saturday. I rather suspect that Jewish pirates mostly weren't Ashkenazi (the ones I've heard of, anyway) so no "Oy vey" or Tevye imitations. My suggestion is to copy a Jewish actor with a Spanish accent. Fortunately, we have an excellent model for this: