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Dec. 21st, 2009 02:51 amI have a little bit of insomnia. I blame my body. I was just about asleep when it started to think it ought to misbehave. Also, my bathroom is making strange noises. All by themselves, these things are happening. No encouragement from me. I can calm the physical stuff down with medications and wet leggings, but there's nothing I can do about the bathroom. I've tried.
Given I can't do anything useful for myself, I've decided to be useful to everyone else. Since no-one asked me any questions this time round, I won't have an open question post for a fair while. Just so that you know what you missed, here are some of the questions you might have asked:
1. What are the chief seasonings used in expensive English food in the fourteenth century?
2. How many lines in an average Medieval French epic legend? (and, as a subsidiary question, why epic legends - why not something neater and less dangerous, like lais? and why haven't Mythbusters tested some of the more interesting technical elements in the chansons de geste, like brains coming out of ears and armies flying thorugh the air?)
3. What do you store in your hat box?
4. Why do you have a disarticulated skull? (and, as a subsidiary question, why is it called Perceval?)
5. What exactly is wrong with your bathroom?
6. Why have you still got a headache, 8 days later?
7. Just how many siblings do you have? (and, as a subsidiary question, is it really possibly to be 2/3 an orphan?)
8. Can I come round on Boxing Day and eat bhel puri and watch Bollywood movies with you?
9. What history projects are you blithely ignoring right now?
10. When is your nephew getting married?
11. What size clothes do you wear?
12. Did you really study preclassical antiquity, Roman history, Renaissance history and the eighteenth century as an undergraduate? How did that turn you into a Medievalist?
13. Why are you so full of questions? (and, as a subsidiary question, why are so few of them ones I would have asked you if I had remembered?)
14. What rooms in your flat don't have books?
15. Do people really lose themselves in your library? Can I use it as a shortcut to the TARDIS or to L-space?
16. Why do you have a bag full of coffee shells? (and, as a subsidiary question, do you really need that many varieties of tea?)
17. Are you going to do a summary post for 2009?
18. Are you going to inflict more of your life history on us? (and,as a subsidiary question, does it really annoy
jasonfischer?)
19. Of all the things to cause chain reactions in your body, why bushfire smoke? (why not something more tangible, like cane toads?)
20. Why is there no snow where you are? (this one for the super-ultra-intelligent)
Given I can't do anything useful for myself, I've decided to be useful to everyone else. Since no-one asked me any questions this time round, I won't have an open question post for a fair while. Just so that you know what you missed, here are some of the questions you might have asked:
1. What are the chief seasonings used in expensive English food in the fourteenth century?
2. How many lines in an average Medieval French epic legend? (and, as a subsidiary question, why epic legends - why not something neater and less dangerous, like lais? and why haven't Mythbusters tested some of the more interesting technical elements in the chansons de geste, like brains coming out of ears and armies flying thorugh the air?)
3. What do you store in your hat box?
4. Why do you have a disarticulated skull? (and, as a subsidiary question, why is it called Perceval?)
5. What exactly is wrong with your bathroom?
6. Why have you still got a headache, 8 days later?
7. Just how many siblings do you have? (and, as a subsidiary question, is it really possibly to be 2/3 an orphan?)
8. Can I come round on Boxing Day and eat bhel puri and watch Bollywood movies with you?
9. What history projects are you blithely ignoring right now?
10. When is your nephew getting married?
11. What size clothes do you wear?
12. Did you really study preclassical antiquity, Roman history, Renaissance history and the eighteenth century as an undergraduate? How did that turn you into a Medievalist?
13. Why are you so full of questions? (and, as a subsidiary question, why are so few of them ones I would have asked you if I had remembered?)
14. What rooms in your flat don't have books?
15. Do people really lose themselves in your library? Can I use it as a shortcut to the TARDIS or to L-space?
16. Why do you have a bag full of coffee shells? (and, as a subsidiary question, do you really need that many varieties of tea?)
17. Are you going to do a summary post for 2009?
18. Are you going to inflict more of your life history on us? (and,as a subsidiary question, does it really annoy
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19. Of all the things to cause chain reactions in your body, why bushfire smoke? (why not something more tangible, like cane toads?)
20. Why is there no snow where you are? (this one for the super-ultra-intelligent)