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Whenever I deal with the paper in my workpace/loungeroom/everythingarea I am befounded. It spawns. I put out 2 big lots of recycling and then I find more stashes of paper. I didn't stash this paper. It stashed itself. In between bookshelves, behind chairs, under chairs, on tables, under tables, on the kitchen bench, on the television, under the antenna. I'm sure there are places I've not yet discovered. The reason I'm sure is because I just found a whole new stash, behind my CDs.

The paper can go spawn. I shall leave it to breed in its dark places and then sell it into thralldom when it reaches sufficient mass and density and spiderwebdom. Spiderwebs sell paper, I'm certain.

While my evil paper practises spawning, I'm going to do some work. For a change.