I worked my class very hard this morning: we covered everything from postcard poems to twisted fairy stories. I did messages on the way home and then went to bed for a bit. I have a mild virus that - when I rest in between things - leaves nothing but fatigue and a slight unease in its wake. You possibly don't want to know the symptoms when I don't rest or when I eat anything interesting. I certainly didn't want to know the symptoms. They're the reason last night was a wipeout after teaching.
I ought to leave the post there and leave behind me that sense of mild unease. Except that this would be mean, and I am nice. I keep telling my students so before I give them extra homework, so it's completely true. I'm very nice. Sometimes even charming.
In the spirit of niceness, let me inform you that Narrelle Harris has a Halloween competition, where the best false origin of Halloween wins the writer a cool book. My entry is a tad punny and can be read on Narrelle's Facebook page (
under the discussion tab). I didn't want to enter, but Narrelle twisted my arm, so I wrote something influenced by that arm-twisting. That's my excuse for it, anyhow. Five minutes of my time very well spent. Or maybe ten. In a perfect world, Narrelle would be inundated with punny entries (I'm dropping hints very heavily, here, now) and she will never twist my arm again...
My Medieval self is turning courteous. So many people would be shocked at this thought.
I've been checking up proper courtesy in the Middle Ages and wondering if it can be translated into a modern novel without the reader being bored silly. The answer at this stage is, maybe not.
This is a pity, because Medieval greetings (my main source for this is Dupin's book and my own research of many years ago) are fancy and long and can be very subtle, which would open the door to infinite degrees of corresponding irony and sarcasm and downright rudeness. I'm just not sure that a three line greeting will meet the pacing needs of modern fiction.
Also, I wonder if the big formal greetings were everyday? It's possible, I guess, given different time senses. The trouble is that our sources are mainly literary. I'm pretty sure that your common garden person on the street didn't greet people in rhyming couplets.* If they didn't do that, then maybe ten words or even eight did for formal greetings, and a simple "Salut, ami" for saying "G'day, mate."**
I've put the subject on hold for a couple of days so that my backbrain can ponder it before I check Dupin and some primary sources again. I may well be missing the wood for the trees. This is quite entirely because of something Dupin said about greeting people - you can never greet too much or too often - that made me think of certain nineteenth century electorates.
*Though I now have 2 TV programs that claim to have used iambic pentameters for entire episodes - the first V and an episode of Moonlighting.
**I don't think I've ever said "G'day mate." This makes the point about literary forms quite nicely, doesn't it?