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Dec. 23rd, 2010 04:24 pmDonna dropped in today and brought with her the biggest hamper ever (I adore hampers!) and two grandchildren. I let her keep the grandchildren in the end, but reluctantly. They are a lot of fun. All my friends seem to breed offspring (and offspring of offspring) that are a pleasure to be with. This is the future of geekdom, and it's looking good.
We played with my wind-up toys and we drew pictures and we hugged teddybears and we did all the things one normally does with small children. Except that I kindly let Donna change nappies. It was a totally unexpected part of the day and I feel in harmony with the universe. Happy children do that to me. Also hampers (did I say I love hampers? I love children more than hampers, but the children have to go home).
I've decided to use the hamper wisely. On Sunday (my father's birthday) I shall make my usual bad jokes and I shall ring my mother, but I shall also eat food from the hamper and watch the whole of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. I have much, much coffee and I have home made liqueurs and other alcohol, and if friends are at a loose end that day they're welcome to join me for any or all of it. I 'll be working while watching LOTR (it not being a holiday for me), but if friends are round I promise to leave the work ENTIRELY ALONE while they're here. You will appreciate the sacrifice, since on Sunday I am scheduled to work on my close reading of Crichton's Timeline.
Coffee, Tim Tams, alcohol, Aragorn: have I forgotten anything?
ETA: I forgot the DR Who special. It will fit nicely in between movies. I also forgot to say that anyone here for any main mealtimes will get fed. It would help to know if you plan to appear, however, otherwise I will have prepared nothing and you will starve and your life will be but ashes.
We played with my wind-up toys and we drew pictures and we hugged teddybears and we did all the things one normally does with small children. Except that I kindly let Donna change nappies. It was a totally unexpected part of the day and I feel in harmony with the universe. Happy children do that to me. Also hampers (did I say I love hampers? I love children more than hampers, but the children have to go home).
I've decided to use the hamper wisely. On Sunday (my father's birthday) I shall make my usual bad jokes and I shall ring my mother, but I shall also eat food from the hamper and watch the whole of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. I have much, much coffee and I have home made liqueurs and other alcohol, and if friends are at a loose end that day they're welcome to join me for any or all of it. I 'll be working while watching LOTR (it not being a holiday for me), but if friends are round I promise to leave the work ENTIRELY ALONE while they're here. You will appreciate the sacrifice, since on Sunday I am scheduled to work on my close reading of Crichton's Timeline.
Coffee, Tim Tams, alcohol, Aragorn: have I forgotten anything?
ETA: I forgot the DR Who special. It will fit nicely in between movies. I also forgot to say that anyone here for any main mealtimes will get fed. It would help to know if you plan to appear, however, otherwise I will have prepared nothing and you will starve and your life will be but ashes.