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It has finally dawned on me that Gollum's biggest problem is that he lacked any interests outside the One Ring. I therefore plan (retrospectively) to give Gollum a hobby. I'm torn between sending him a membership of the Red Dwarf Fan Club, a complete set of Robert Harbin's origami books (and paper to match), a knitting compendium, and a lifetime membership of Manchester United.

Aragorn also needs a hobby, but since tatting is the obvious answer to this, no further contemplation is necessary.