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Jan. 26th, 2012 07:28 pmLJ hasn't liked me all day. That's only fair. Today has been a 'most things don't like me' day. This is officially a blah week, therefore.
What do I do in blah weeks? I generously give useful information to everyone around me. Useful information is a crucial weapon in the war against blahness. Let me therefore give you ten points of decidedly useful information, to ensure that your next seven days is fruitful and full of goodness.
1. The best novels all contain words.
2. Dr Who is younger than I am.
3. The current relative humidity in the south of Canberra is 72%.
4. Canberra is still the centre of the known universe, but London can give it a run for its money on a good day.
5. One of my cupboards is almost tidy.
6. My mother's cat is upset in advance about her visiting me soon.
7. I couldn't make up my mind if it was Australia, Burns Day, or another day today, so I didn't celebrate anything.
8. Lists of ten are fundamentally futile, for at least one item in them has to be entirely invented to reach the right number.
9. This is entirely invented, for obvious reasons.
10. When I was twelve, I could play songs using a gumleaf. Now I'm fifty, I've forgotten. I'm sure I've forgotten many things, but it's useful for everyone else to know that I could only play tunes using a gumleaf when I was half tone deaf.
What do I do in blah weeks? I generously give useful information to everyone around me. Useful information is a crucial weapon in the war against blahness. Let me therefore give you ten points of decidedly useful information, to ensure that your next seven days is fruitful and full of goodness.
1. The best novels all contain words.
2. Dr Who is younger than I am.
3. The current relative humidity in the south of Canberra is 72%.
4. Canberra is still the centre of the known universe, but London can give it a run for its money on a good day.
5. One of my cupboards is almost tidy.
6. My mother's cat is upset in advance about her visiting me soon.
7. I couldn't make up my mind if it was Australia, Burns Day, or another day today, so I didn't celebrate anything.
8. Lists of ten are fundamentally futile, for at least one item in them has to be entirely invented to reach the right number.
9. This is entirely invented, for obvious reasons.
10. When I was twelve, I could play songs using a gumleaf. Now I'm fifty, I've forgotten. I'm sure I've forgotten many things, but it's useful for everyone else to know that I could only play tunes using a gumleaf when I was half tone deaf.