The Secret Life of Gillians

Crabby is a bad influence. She has just introduced me to the 'needs' meme and the results were funny enough to warrant posting them.

You type your first name and the word 'needs' in Google, and see what eventuates. The first entries for me were other bloggers called 'Gillian' doing the meme, and they all came up with "Gillian needs to get used to the physical demands of her job as a prostitute." The things none of us Gillians knew about ourselves.

Here are some of the references from other sites to 'Gillian needs.'

"Gillian needs to mate." (can't I just have a date first?)
"Gillian needs a life" (OK, I've been told this. Recently, too.)
"Gillian needs Brodick's help to locate her sister," (Must ring Mum and tell her Google says that one of my mulititudinous siblings is missing.)
"Gillian needs to go to the washroom" (this obviously related to Saturday and those interesting symptoms)
"Gillian needs stability and security as she has low self-esteem and self-image however previous foster carers have found Gillian a delight" (someone knows me!)
"Gillian needs to be told" (so tell me!)
"Gillian needs as many people as possible to vote" (I'm not going to make election jokes. Not. Not. Not. My tongue is being bitten here.)
"Gillian needs to do something about it" (just remind me what 'it' is again?)
"Gillian needs her sleep" (oh yes!)
"Gillian needs to make movies."

And Gillian probably needs all this at the same time.

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We all need more LOLPilgrims in our lives. Some we need more than others.