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My poor, poor students.

This morning I discovered (by chance) that they didn't know rhyming slang. One student out of the whole class knew one phrase. He asked "Do you mean 'Have a Dad and Dave?" I nearly jumped with joy.

Now they can all write in rhyming slang. Not much, because I myself only know seven phrases. Enough, though, to confuse and confound.

If only I knew more phrases, then we could all be even more confusing and confounding. (Was that hint strong enough? Or do I need to ask directly?)