Dec. 30th, 2009

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This post is a special New Year's eve's eve gift, the next in that series of writers and their history. I have some gentle reminding to do for posts next year. Jeri emailed me her guest post about the time 451Press (and my blog there) kicked the bucket: she's been wonderfully patient.

If you're intrigued by Jeri's post, there are the books, of course, but you can also friend Crispin Guest on Facebook. The new time travel is way more fun than the new black.

I'm going to sit back and let you read. Me, I'm going to dream wistfully about Jeri's husband's mead.


It’s probably obvious by now that it is most difficult to consume a four-course meal while writing. The operative thing would be to have something easy to hold in one’s hand while typing with the other (is my keyboard a mess? Er…yeah, kind of.) Sometimes I simply do not have time to stop and eat a meal but would much rather continue to write. In those instances, a simple sandwich will do or leftover slices of pizza; nachos; beef jerky; mozzarella sticks…

You know, I think this is depressing me at how un-nutritious this all is. But perhaps I can redeem myself with this offering.

A few years back, I asked my husband to brew some mead for me. He’s a homebrewer and I thought it would be swell to sit, sip, and type to get me in the proper medieval mood. And since my particular brand of medieval mystery is styled a “medieval noir”—hard-boiled detective fiction set in the middle ages—it was even better since the practitioners of classic hard-boiled detective fiction were also hardened drinkers. Though mead is not bourbon we can make an exception.

My husband, always the sport, took to the task (and in fact, for the last several years, he’s been winning blue ribbons and best of shows in county fairs with his mead—I take full credit for that!) When I finally got my mead, it was a wonderful thing. If you have ever tasted the kind you can buy in liquor stores, it simply doesn’t compare.

Sipping mead and writing would, on the surface, seem like a good idea. In fact, what I wrote while in the throes of my mead-drinking seemed absolutely brilliant…until I looked at it cold stone sober the next day. What the heck...? What was I thinking? Hmm. So perhaps mixing alcohol and writing is not such a grand idea.

But what is this mead, you say? It is often referred to as honey wine, but strictly speaking, it is not a wine. It’s cooked, which puts it in the brewing category and therefore takes up shelf space with beers and ales. Mead goes way back. To China in 7000 BC and in Europe to about 2000 BC. The Ancient Greeks liked it. The Danes liked it and brought it to England for their mead hall festivities.

The keeping of bees was a necessity if one wanted some sweetness in one's life. Fruit didn't go that far and sugar--considered a spice--was priced that way. Keeping your own bees assured a few sweet treats, including mead.

It is said that young married couples would be supplied by the in-laws with enough mead for the first month of wedded life, hence the term “honeymoon,” but I don’t have a citation for that. It might just as well refer to the sweetness at the beginning of the month, but that the sweetness wanes as does the moon. Since mead is so ancient a drink I suspect such etymologies would be difficult.

The kind of mead I like best is of the sweet, slightly effervescent variety, and, of course, tastes strongly of honey. It is a fermented beverage made without fruit—as in wine--or grain—as in beer. The honey and the yeast provide the flavors. Fruit and spices can be added to make different varieties of mead.

It’s a great beverage to drink when I write and when I don’t. And I know that my mead, at least, is a winner...as is the brewer.


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When Jeri writes, she tries not to drink too much while she works on her Crispin Guest Medieval Noir novels. The second in this medieval mystery series, SERPENT IN THE THORNS, will be released on September 29th. You can read more about it on her website.
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I can't say "Please don't laugh" but I can say "Please don't laugh too much."

I was clearing up my place just enough so that the friends dropping in this afternoon won't be acutely embarrassed. I've given up on that, and so they may well be a bit on the "I shall not look at this mess - I shall remain polite" side of things. There is a very good reason for this.

I had collected lots of recycling and decided that the rubbish could go out, as well. The security door was open. This annoys me, especially when the cool weather has passed and my flat heating up again. I didn't close it, though, because I thought "What if someone's slipped out for a moment and gets locked out." Whenever I think this, I give it a few minutes then I close it.

I went on my merry way to the giant hoppers. I emptied one of my bags of recycling and had two to go (three days of recycling equals three big bags - must be the season). Suddenly I noticed my keys weren't there. My single, solitary set of keys. One moment they were there and the next moment they were gone. There was only one place they could be: in the giant blue hopper.

I am short and the sides of the hopper came to my shoulders. I flipped the lid right back and reached down as far as I could and managed to faintly disturb the top paper in the pile. I think it moved.

I am charmingly round (or square, or stout, call it what you will) and right now my knees won't bend (don't ask, but it's worse in the warmth, which is why I hate the security door being left open) so bringing a stepstool out and jumping in would have left me stuck in the hopper with my keys. I nearly did it, but then I thought "If I hurry back, maybe the door will still be open."

And it was.

I phoned a friend who lives round the corner. A tall friend who lives round the corner. A very agile tall friend who lives round the corner. He found the keys in two seconds flat. We've both agreed I need to give up on waiting to find my old keys and get a new key or new lock for the back door done next week.

We also sorted out what we were doing for our James Cagney movie afternoon on Saturday. My friends do main course and I do snacks and dessert, all to the same period as the movies (1930s)

Saturday is sorted. My rubbish is out. My keys are in. Next time I'll try to do it with less drama.

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